Today is a great day to post about my pet peeves, because I am a grumpy little bitch.
Passive aggressive facebooking: In itself, this is annoying enough to destroy anything else in the world that may be pleasurable.
Jessica Whinesalot "...has done what she can but sigh boo hiss moan, it is never enough. Done with all the negative people"
Mindy Gullibleface "yeah, girl. Don't you worry about her, she's an ugly bitch with a saggy ass anyway. Keep your head up. See you at church on Sunday! 'he who walks in the light of the Lord shall never throw bitchy stones at glass houses' Luke 46:1"
John Likesanyreasontotalktohotgirls "Who is messing with you? I'll beat her up if you give me a chance to have sex with you. =) Just kidding, sweetie. But seriously, call me if you need me for anything. I'll drop elbows and penises for you."
Jessica Whinesalot "hahahaa John you're SO funny. No big deal, just some people seem to think it's be mean to Jessica day. No one specific. I don't want to go in more detail about it because it's kind of personal. =) But thanks for all your support loveys!"
Sally Pronoun She is so horrible and he doesn't know anything about anything! They just like to bring people like you and her down when they get pissed off about the fact that you aren't hanging out with them at their place anymore. Oh and don't even get me started on her sister! She has so much nerve to say what she said about you and her. And he is such a player-hater. We need to meet up and have coffee and judgment soon, because I have to tell you about what he's been doing to me lately.
Julie Insidejoke Jess just remember that the bull always comes before the balls! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha. Love ya beeyatch!
Jessica Whinesalot: Whoa @Sally, didn't mean to get you all fired up! I just don't understand. Why does everything seem to go well and then everyone turns on me. =( @Julie girl you know it all too well in "magicland"! hahahahahaa oh my gosh we have too much fun after 2 many!
Christy Paranoid: WTF, Jess, really?!?!?!
Jessica Whinesalot: Really, what?!?!
Christy Paranoid: Typical. All because I accidentally had diarrhea on your puppy that one time.
Jessica Whinesalot: "Through the eyes of our children we shall be one and peaceful" All that's important is taking care of my daughter and myself! No more negativity! I shall prosper and thine self be true! I'm still posting and making quotes about the stuff I just said I wasn't going to let bother me! Somehow I keep typing about it!
Karly Twelveyearoldcousin: Wuz wrong cuz? :( <3 -------@
What's even more pet peevish to me is how I frequently have the urge to "vaguebook" or take out my passive aggressiveness on my Facebook friends. If Husband with one T makes me sad, I will type a status like "I'm so tired of being the only one who CARES!" Or something else equally dramatic. But then I delete it and change my mind.So I pretty much am annoyed by something I myself am guilty of. I'm just enough of a poser that I fake it.
My other pet peeve is posers.