1. A white iPhone case.
They don't make these on every swinging street corner. My boss/friend bought two multi-colored cases, then took out the white chunks and put it back together to resemble a white case. I found one yesterday, and it's only 149.99! Yay! It better make sweet love to me and not break when I drop it in a bucket of stagnant water.
2. This bag speaks for itself. Why does everything I like have to come from somewhere other than Goodwill?
3. A camera with a bunch of unneccessary shit on it. Like this.
4. This. Because I googled "Most expensive eye cream in the history of the world" and I think this shit would make me pretty.
5. A puppy. Always. Take your pick.