Since my pageviews on Saturdays are pitiful and sickly, I'm going to use the day to post something of mine that is pleasing to me. I'm kind of like Oprah, except I'm a medium-sized white girl from Oklahoma who has no money or assets!
My first sensationlistic suggestion (damnit, I should totally have put that on the banner) starts today.... So get excited.
My favorite flower is.........
Just wanted to remind you of the new exciting theme post for Saturdays!
Celosia!
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| I mean that thumb. |
Because I always enjoy flowers more whenever they are living in the ground and not dying on my desk after a fight with husband with one T about which one of us was better at playground kickball.
Celosia(s?) are beautttiiffffuuuulllllll! They look like coral, and sometimes I accidentally call them Cialis. Which is a medicine that makes old men's penises get erect or stay erect. And I don't care who you are, that's hilarious.
My husband ripped my beautiful flowers out of the ground to build a pipe or something and I threw such a fit that he planted 5 more different colors for me this year. But they died because I stepped on them. But the original one he planted came back! It was resurrected like the Jesus of Nazareth of pretty flowers.
It's not even a perennial. How's that for a miracle?
People need to stop having a life on Saturdays and sit at home reading blogs like I do.
ReplyDeleteYour favorite flower reminds me of the rainforest, which is a totally awesome thing!
I love miracles.... and I love Mary (Flowers) .......!!
ReplyDeleteIt's not just for old guys. Just sayin...
ReplyDeleteI could never get them to grow, the flowers of course.
ReplyDeleteThe wikipedia article was interesting. They indicated that the celosia was fairly easy to grow (?).
ReplyDeleteHi Mary, I was sent to check out your blog by 'Mov' from the mothersofbrothersblog, after whining like a bitch about being called a 'mom' blog but at the same time, being rejected by 'mommy blog directories' for not being a proper mommy blog. (the actually word they used was 'inappropriate)
ReplyDeleteAnyway, all that is just a VERY long way of saying that I'm now following you...and that I think your blog is fantastic!
Yes - Saturday blog reading should be mandatory. Like taxes.
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