Friday, December 31, 2010

Lusting for Electronicattio....

I am going to start blogging even when something ridiculously inappropriate doesn't happen to me. Just a side note.

Having said that, here's something ridiculously inappropriate that happened today. I am going to do this in script format, so you feel like you're right in the middle- all up in some of that good 2010 marriage shitatasrophe.

Member: Hi, I need to dispute a charge on my account
Customer Service Extraordinairre: What type of charge was it?
M: A purchase made on my debit card, i'm assuming, it looks like it was done online.
C: Okay, i'll close down your card to make sure nothing else comes through. Now. Which charges are we looking at that aren't valid?
M: The one that is for the website www dot blowjob lusting dot com.

(I had to separate this out phonetically so it would stop trying to post a damn link to electronic blow jobs on my blog)

C: Ah. I don't see that on your debit card transaction history....
M: Hmmmm that's weird because I can see it on my online banking...? For $78.95?
C: Okay. Wait- I am sorry it is on a debit card. But not your debit card. Looks like it's on your husband's card.
M: ...
M: .....
C:.....?
M: Really.
M............................ ....................... .....................................
C: ...Uh??? Would you like me to-
M: Ohhhh No. I will be calling you back.

F.H.L.

Just wondering, I refuse to go to the website and I hope my readers do as well. But how exactly will this work? It can't be fantastic for any party involved. I wanted to advise her to offer her husband a non-electronic version of what he's seeking, but instead of $78.95 maybe ask for a compliment and a new toothbrush instead? Or maybe a bowl of Frosted Flakes and a shoulder pat? I don't know what she's into, but any of that stuff sounds better to me.